[ HAMMERING ]
[ HAMMERING CONTINUES ]
[ SMASH ]
>> YOWCH!
[ HAMMERING STOPS ]
HEY, WATCH THOSE NAILS!
PBHT!
[ HAMMERING RESUMES ]
>> PHEW!
MAN, KEEPING ORDER IN THE FOREST
IS HARD WORK.
AHH, BUT IT'LL BE WORTH IT
WHEN I SEE THE HAPPY LITTLE EYES
OF THE THANKFUL WOODLAND
CREATURES.
>> YOGI, IT'S NOON.
GET UP AND GREET THE DAY.
>> [ YAWNS ]
HUH?
WHA?
12:00?
AH, IT'S TOO SOON FOR NOON.
>> HEY, YOGI, LET'S GO OUTSIDE
AND DO SOME BEAR-TYPE
ACTIVITIES.
>> BEAR-TYPE ACTIVITIES?
HEY-HEY-HEY!
HI-HI-HI-HI-U!
OUTTA THE SACK, JACK!
[ UPBEAT MARCHING MUSIC PLAYS ]
[ CRASH ]
>> UH-HUH, MM-HMM, UH-HUH,
UH-HUH.
UH-HUH, MM-HMM, UH-HUH, MM-HMM.
AREN'T YOU BOYS FORGETTING
SOMETHING?
YOUR CLOTHES, YOGI, YOUR
CLOTHES!
>> YIKES!
>> GOSH, YOGI, WE'RE INDECENT.
>> LET'S SEE WHAT THE JELLYSTONE
HANDBOOK SAYS ABOUT BARE-NAKED
BEARS.
HERE WE GO.
ARTICLE ONE, SECTION THREE
"FOREST ANIMALS MUST NOT GO
NAKED.
EACH BEAST MUST WEAR AT LEAST
ONE ITEM OF HUMAN ATTIRE."
THERE IT IS, IN BLACK AND WHITE.
YOU KNOW, I'D EXPECT THIS SORT
OF PUBLIC DISPLAY FROM YOGI, BUT
I'M SURPRISED AT YOU, BOO BOO.
NOW, GO PUT ON SOMETHING
RESPECTABLE.
HUP-TWO-THREE-FOUR.
>> [ GRUMBLING ]
[ UPBEAT MARCHING MUSIC PLAYS ]
>> THERE NOW.
DON'T YOU FELLAS FEEL BETTER?
>> [ GRUMBLING ]
>> [ GIGGLING ]
WAIT TILL THEY GET A LOAD OF MY
LATEST RULES.
WHOA, NELLY!
IF I KNOW YOGI, HE WON'T LAST
TOO LONG.
AND WHEN HE TRANSGRESSES, I'LL
HAVE HIM RIGHT WHERE I WANT HIM.
>> THE COAST IS CLEAR, FROM
FRONT TO REAR.
OH, WHAT DO WE DO, BOO BOO?
>> I KNOW WHAT I WANT TO DO,
YOGI.
AHHHHHHHHH!
>> THERE'S ONLY ONE THING A BEAR
LIKES MORE THAN RAIDING A PICNIC
BASKET.
>> [ BLOWS ]
OHHH, OHHH, OHHHH, OHHHHHHH.
[ HONK ]
>> BOO BOO!
SHAME!
THESE BEARS ALWAYS TRYING TO
GET AWAY WITH SOMETHING.
>> RRAAAARGH!
GUUUUH!
[ SIGHS ]
[ TEETH CHATTERING ]
>> EASY DOES IT, BOO BOO BOY.
>> EEEEEEEH.
EEEEEEEEH!
YAAAAAAAAAAAH!
[ SCREAMING ]
UH!
[ PANTING ]
>> BOO BOO!
GET AHOLD OF YOURSELF.
>> I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE,
YOGI!
"DON'T DO THIS."
"DON'T DO THAT."
EVERY TIME WE WANT TO DO
SOMETHING FUN OR NATURAL
INDECENT THERE'S A NEW RULE,
AND I'M PLENTY TIRED OF IT.
I'M A BEAR, YOGI, NOT A MAN.
I WAS BORN A BEAR, AND I'M GOING
BACK TO MY BEAR ROOTS.
>> EASY, BOO.
>> NO EASY.
NO EASY.
FROM THIS DAY FORTH, I'LL NOT
DRESS IN THE MAN'S ATTIRE.
AND I'LL NOT SPEAK IN THE MAN'S
TONGUE.
FROM NOW ON, IT'S GOING ON ALL
FOURS AND GRUNTING FOR ME.
[ GRUNTS ]
[ GROWLS ]
[ GROWLING ]
>> BOO BOO!
DON'T DO THIS THING!
>> [ GRUNTING ]
[ GROANS ]
[ PANTING ]
UHH!
[ GROWLS ]
>> AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
[ CRASH ]
>> BOO BOO?
[ WHISTLING ]
[ WHISTLING GETS LOUDER ]
AH, HE'LL BE BACK.
>> [ GROWLS ]
[ GROANS ]
[ SNIFFS ]
[ GRUNTS ]
[ GROWLING ]
WHOA!
[ GROWLS ]
[ GROWLING ]
[ GROANING ]
HUH?
OHHHHH!
[ GROWLING ]
[ GRUNTING HAPPILY ]
EEEEH!
[ GROWLING ]
[ TWIG SNAPS ]
[ GROWLING ]
AAAAAAAH!
[ GRUNTING ]
[ LAUGHING ]
>> POOR BOO BOO, ALL ALONE IN
THE FOREST.
HOW'S HE GONNA FEND FOR HIS
FUZZY LITTLE BEAR-TYPE-END?
HE NEEDS HIS BIG BUDDY.
>> [ GROWLS ]
[ BRUSH RATTLES ]
[ GROWLS ]
[ GROWLING ]
OHHH, OHHH, OHHH, OHHHHHH!
>> OWWWWWWW!
>> OH, GOD, WE'RE NEXT!
[ BARK RIPS ]
[ SCREAMS ]
[ BARK RIPS ]
>> AAAAAAH!
>> [ LAUGHING ]
>> BOO BOO!
[ BIRDS CHIRPING ]
WHERE ARE YOU, LITTLE BUDDY?
>> [ GROWLING ]
[ GRUNTING ]
[ PANTING ]
[ GROANS ]
>> YOGI?
>> [ GROWLS ]
[ SLOBBERING ]
[ GROWLS ]
[ GRUNTING ]
>> BOO BOO!
WHY, I'VE NEVER SEEN THIS SIDE
OF YOU BEFORE.
>> [ GRUNTING, SLOBBERING ]
>> [ GRUNTS ]
[ GROWLS ]
>> [ GROWLS ]
[ GRUNTING ]
>> [ GRUNTING ]
>> HEY, BOO BOO?
BOO! BOO!
BOO BOO-OO-OO-OO!
[ CRICKETS CHIRPING ]
[ BRUSH RATTLES ]
>> [ GROWLS ]
>> BOOB?
[ BEES BUZZING ]
[ BOTH SLOBBERING ]
>> [ GASPS ]
[ GASPING ]
HOMEWRECKER!
>> [ GROWLS ]
[ CHOMP! ]
>> óWCH!
AAAH!
[ PANTING ]
[ SCREAMING ]
>> YOGI?
HERE TO CONFESS SOMETHING?
>> I NEED TO HAVE A LITTLE
MAN-TO-BEAR TALK WITH YOU,
MR. RANGER, SIR.
>> WHY, SURE, YOGI.
COME ON IN.
>> [ GROWLING ]
>> I KNOW WE'VE HAD OUR PROBLEMS
IN THE PAST, MR. RANGER, BUT I'M
ASKING YOU TO SET ASIDE OUR
DIFFERENCES FOR THE SAKE OF THE
LITTLE ONE.
[ GULPS ]
>> YOU KNOW, THERE WAS A TIME
WHEN I DIDN'T THINK I COULD TALK
TO YOU ON AN ADULT LEVEL.
>> [ SIGHS ]
>> I'M PROUD OF THE CONCERN
YOU'RE SHOWING FOR YOUR YOUNG
CHARGE.
>> [ LAUGHS ]
>> [ GRUNTING ]
>> YOU'RE SHOWING ME A VERY
MATURE SIDE OF YOURSELF.
WE HAVE HAD OUR ROWS IN THE
PAST, HAVEN'T WE?
BUT NOW I FEEL LIKE WE'RE PALS.
YOU'RE ALMOST AN EQUAL TO ME,
YOGI BEAR.
WELL, MISTER, WHAT PUNISHMENT DO
YOU HAVE IN MIND FOR BOO BOO?
>> ACTUALLY, SIR, I WAS THINKING
MORE ALONG THE LINES OF A
RE-TYPE-WARD.
>> HMM.
A REWARD, EH?
THAT'S RATHER UNORTHODOX.
>> [ GROWLS ]
>> WELL, I GUESS WE COULD GIVE
IT A TRY.
[ TELEPHONE RINGS ]
EXCUSE ME A SEC.
HELLO?
>> Smith!
>> OH, HI, CHF.
WHAT'S UP?
>> There's a little rogue bear
running amok.
He's setting a bad example for
the other animals!
>> Y-YES, SIR, I KNOW.
I WAS JUST CONSIDERING OPTIONS
TO ALLEVIATE THE MATTER.
>> Options?!
You'll take the only correct
action in this matter.
You know what the rangers'
handbook says to do with rogue
bears!
>> Y-Y-Y-YES, SIR.
>> Then do it, now!
>> I'M SORRY, YOGI.
I'M AFRAID I'M GOING TO HAVE TO
DO MY DUTY.
>> YOU CAN'T DO IT, SIR!
NOT TO BOOB!
>> OUT OF MY WAY, YOGI.
>> THINK OF THE PAST.
YOU REMEMBER WHEN BOO BOO WAS
BORN.
>> OF COURSE I DO, YOGI.
>> WHO DELIVERED HIM?
>> UH, I DID.
>> HOW MUCH HAIR DID HE HAVE?
>> [ GULPS ]
NONE.
>> AND WHAT ABOUT HIS EYES?
>> THEY WERE PINK AND SWOLLEN.
I KNOW YOUR GAME, YOGI.
>> HOW CUTE WAS HE?
>> REALLY CUTE, YOGI.
>> AND HOW ABOUT THE TIME YOU
WERE SICK WITH THE CROUP.
WHO NURSED YOU BACK TO HEALTH?
>> BOO BOO DID.
>> REMEMBER WHEN I STOLE YOUR
BIRTHDAY CAKE?
WHO CHEWED UP PINE CONES AND
WRAPPED THEM IN MOTH WINGS JUST
FOR YOU?
>> [ Voice breaking ] BOO BOO
DID.
WHY WASN'T IT YOU, YOGI?
WHY DIDN'T YOU GO WILD?
IT WOULD BE EASY THEN.
[ CRASH ]
>> [ GROWLING, SLOBBERING ]
[ GROANING ]
>> IT'S BOO BOO.
I'M SORRY, YOGI.
>> I CAN'T LET YOU DO IT, SIR.
[ STRAINING ]
>> [ GRUNTING ]
[ STRAINING ]
AAAAH!
LET GO, YOGI!
[ BOTH GROANING ]
YOU THINK I WANT THIS ANY MORE
THAN YOU?!
I HATE THIS THING!
I'M A RANGER, YOGI, FIRST AND
FOREMOST!
CAN YOU UNDERSTAND THAT?
THIS ISN'T JUST FOR BOO BOO'S
SAKE.
WHAT ABOUT ALL THE OTHER BEARS?
WHAT OF THEM?
WHAT IF THEY FOLLOW BOO BOO'S
EXAMPLE?
ARE WE GONNA LET THE FOREST GO
TO RUIN FOR THE SAKE OF ONE
LITTLE BEAR WE BOTH LOVE?
TELL ME TO LET THE BEARS DOWN.
OH, YOUR OWN KIND, YOGI.
[ BREATHING HEAVILY ]
STEP ASIDE, YOGI BEAR.
LET'S BE DONE WITH IT.
>> [ GROWLS ]
[ SLOBBERS ]
PHBBBT!
[ CHATTERING ]
>> OOOOOOOOOWWWWW!
>> [ PANTS ]
NO HARD FEELINGS, SIR, BUT THIS
IS FOR BOO BOO!
>> YOGI, NO!
>> BOOOOOOH!
MR. RANGER, YOGI...
FIGHTING!
>> BOO BOO!
>> HAS ANYONE SEEN MY BOW TIE?
>> BOO BOO'S BACK!
[ CLOTH RIPS ]
>> HEE, GOSH, I MUST HAVE
REVERTED.
>> [ LAUGHING ]
>> [ GIGGLES ]
>> [ LAUGHING CONTINUES ]
>> [ GIGGLES ]
>> [ LAUGHING ]
>> [ LAUGHING CONTINUES ]
[ LAUGHING STOPS ]
[ LAUGHING RESUMES ]
>> ME!
>> [ LAUGHING CONTINUES ]